November 8th, 2009

Tink

Well, he looked normal...

I thought the guy yelling outside was having an argument over his cellphone. But after watching him from the upstairs window for a few minutes, I realized he was having an argument with his cigarette.

No earpiece, no bluetooth, no phone at all.

It sounded like half a conversation, with him staring at the cigarette in his hand and complaining. Then, when it was time for the cigarette to respond, he would take a long drag. Once it was done, he would walk about ten feet while lighting another one, stand, and start again.

This lasted for over half an hour.