April 7th, 2008

Paint me

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For those in Greensboro, NC:

Last night an albino deer was spotted from I-40, at the small pond near Home Depot.
  • Current Music
    Caoe Cod Girls - Baby Gramps

Remember that Lone Ranger/Werewolf exquisite corpse thing?


OK, time to get this moving again. Here is the current list. I'm emailing off to the next on the list.

mckenzee Complete
tygerofdanyte Complete
dirkdada Complete
kisekinotenshi Passed due to school and opera demands.
ursulav Complete
wolflady26 Passed due to international travel demands.
indigoskynet Complete
flemco backed out like the coward he is...
torrain Complete
ulfruna Complete

So far the story is hanging together surprisingly well. I'll try to keep it moving a little quicker.

Still my Favorite Spam

From: Dr. Noor


I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $800,000.00 United States Dollars which I promised you, but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, West Africa, because of my wife that said I should not compensate you. I have travelled out of the country for a Months Course and I will not come back till end of April.

What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon possible to know when They will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivery Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country.The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($350.00USD)Dollars only, being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $350.00US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Mr Martins Cole
Email Address: fedexpost_147@yahoo.com.hk

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $350.00 US Dollars for their immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your bank Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Brain Hurt