May 20th, 2007
- Registered Republicans should not be allowed to divorce, have abortions, or learn any language other than English.
- Registered Democrats should not be allowed to own a gun, drive an SUV, or eat meat.
- Libertarians should only register as Libertarian if they can spell and define Libertarianism, Consequentialism and Objectivism.
- Independents should only register as Independents if they have a high school diploma or G.E.D. and have passed the Naturalization Citizenship Test.
- To be registered to vote, you must pick one of the above. For the purposes of this game, third parties are independents.
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