May 20th, 2007


Daydreaming about American Sectarianism:

  1. Registered Republicans should not be allowed to divorce, have abortions, or learn any language other than English.
  2. Registered Democrats should not be allowed to own a gun, drive an SUV, or eat meat.
  3. Libertarians should only register as Libertarian if they can spell and define Libertarianism, Consequentialism and Objectivism.
  4. Independents should only register as Independents if they have a high school diploma or G.E.D. and have passed the Naturalization Citizenship Test.
  5. To be registered to vote, you must pick one of the above. For the purposes of this game, third parties are independents.