March 17th, 2007


I'm of Cherokee-Scottish Protestant descent, myself

From Murchiú's life of Saint Patrick, here is how the druids' predicted his (and Christianity's) arrival in Ireland:

Across the sea will come Adze-head*
crazed in the head,
his cloak with hole for the head,
his stick bent in the head.

He will chant impieties from a table
in the front of his house;
all his people will answer:
"so be it, so be it."

* probably a reference to his shaved head.

Snips from the local news...

Castration ring’s key figures gain freedom. Master jailed for 2 more weeks; Lover, Slave let go

The six men castrated in a sadomasochistic dungeon fashioned from an enclosed carport all told prosecutors they saw no need for criminal charges.

“His concept of himself is he is a helpful person.”

His attorney likened the operations to abortions and breast enhancements.

The men plan to start their life together again once Sciara is released.
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The Daily Doggerel goes all stream-o-liminal.

i think that tree is fake

drinking black coffee in a white room
why do the couches always feel like this
please, don't cough on me
don't sit over here
don't talk
this is the worst coffee ever
worse than that gas station

i wonder how long those mints have been there
does anybody ever eat those mints
they look more like lints
no, not over here
sit closer to the bathroom
where you can see the tv
i'm planning to read that magazine
next, don't take it
she's taking a mint
i can't believe it
she took my magazine
and a lintmint

what is that in the bottom of my cup
coffee dirt
coffee earth
coffee grounds
coffee mud puddle in my cup
i can see my future
drinking coffee in a white room
i should have sat closer to the restroom
i think that tree is fake

© mckenzee 2007

x-posted to dailydoggerel, feel free to join me there.
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